The good-natured four-tentacled bartender COZMO has been there for years, almost always behind the bar – in fact, people wonder if he ever leaves. From his station, though, Cozmo can use his flexible tentacles like bullwhips to snatch away empty glasses or to smack unruly customers on the back of the head to get them to settle down.
He is wise, calm, and unflappable (as a good bartender should be), and he is always amused by humans and their foibles, the strange assumptions they make, the embarrassing messes they get themselves into. A sign above the door to his Thirsty Tentacle Bar & Grill proclaims, “Yes, we serve humans!” which he considers a wonderful double entendre. Cozmo always thought he had infinite patience, though his new assistant is straining him to the limits.